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[2.2s] So, uh, have we, uh, maybe check the chest out later then?
[5.7s] Yeah, Hila. Let's chase the crazy guy first that was just going to kill you.
[9.8s] Three small clawed arms shoot up and grab at Glim's arm.
[14.3s] Uh, well, if I'm not mistaken, I, uh, I think those are the, um, uh, the dirt bat.
[19.8s] Should we keep trying to find him or should we go back and see what's in that treasure
[25.0s] chest because he's probably going to come back for it?
[27.0s] Or maybe he looped around and he's back there now.
[29.4s] Exactly.
[29.8s] Sully begins bounding up the stairs.
[32.0s] Uh, Moot, you are looking around the staircase as you look up the stairs and Sully is gone.
[38.2s] What? What? Where'd Sully go?
[39.6s] What do you mean? He was just-
[41.3s] Sully, you find yourself back on the far side of the bridge.
[45.8s] As Glim turns around and addresses you,
[48.2s] Hila and Moot, you see that Glim has grown a full bushy beard.
[53.1s] Maybe we just, like, opens a box?
[56.4s] Kind of makes sense that he would have run up here and opened it, so maybe he should.
[60.6s] There is a pile of gold. We found the gold!
[63.9s] We lost a friend, but we found the gold.
[67.8s] Don't cry, that sounds evil.
[86.4s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th Edition Actual Play podcast,
[94.6s] and I am your Dungeon Master Russ More, and with me today is Karla Maxted.
[99.2s] That is me. I play Glim. I am a Dragonborn PAlydin.
[103.3s] And Tom Laird.
[105.0s] Yep, that's me. I play Moot. He is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer.
[110.5s] And still stuck all by herself, Amy More.
[114.0s] All by myself. Sully is all by himself as a halfling, lightfoot, halfling rogue.
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[208.0s] Sully, you have just made it up to the ravine.
[211.1s] Cackling laughter down, rains down upon you.
[214.4s] Everybody else, Glim, you have a beard.
[217.2s] Hylip has half a mustache.
[219.8s] Your facial hair's the same as when you started.
[222.2s] And also cackling laughter raining down upon you.
[227.0s] Let's start with Sully.
[231.1s] Sully like looks around, sees no one, and starts to trek up toward the...
[242.2s] Gets a strange feeling in his chest.
[244.8s] Like, I don't know.
[248.3s] Like he like he all of a sudden like worried about his buddies.
[252.3s] And then was like, huh?
[254.8s] And then was like, what is this?
[256.6s] I feel.
[257.3s] And so he started to go toward the log.
[263.2s] Oh, you're on the right side.
[264.5s] You're on the other side!
[266.3s] See, I totally figured.
[267.8s] I totally figured I was going back to the side and would have to cross back over.
[271.8s] I gave you the right side.
[274.3s] Because that just feels like that's how it goes for something.
[277.8s] At least last time.
[278.5s] Like, okay, let's do this again.
[281.0s] Damn it, I chose the bridge again.
[282.9s] Okay, good.
[283.8s] Okay, so I go back toward where the bridge is though,
[287.6s] because that's where we continued on the path.
[290.0s] So I'm going to go find my friends because I'm worried about them.
[293.8s] You're running or walking?
[295.3s] Oh, run.
[296.8s] Okay.
[297.4s] Jog, jog.
[298.4s] We'll come back to you.
[299.4s] Everybody else, two of you are at the top of the stairs.
[302.6s] Moot, you are down at the bottom of the stairs holding said skull laughter.
[310.0s] That was evil.
[311.2s] Yeah, I don't like that much.
[312.5s] I don't like the sound of that.
[314.0s] I mean, it sounds like maybe Esau is going to come back and we can kill him.
[318.2s] So, I mean, that's great news.
[320.9s] Yeah, that would be very cool.
[322.4s] But also, if we got all this gold, like, look at this.
[325.2s] Everybody got pockets to put this in.
[327.2s] Like, maybe, here, you grab one side.
[329.1s] I grab the other.
[329.8s] One sec there, Hillip.
[331.4s] Because right after you open that chest is when the evil laughter showed up.
[334.2s] So I don't know if you should really touch that gold.
[336.7s] It's too late.
[337.4s] I am rubbing it all over my bodies.
[340.5s] Oh, well, I guess I was looking at someone else when I meant to tell you that.
[345.3s] Is the laughter continuing this whole time?
[348.9s] No, you heard it once kind of echo through and it has gone flat.
[353.5s] Open and close it and make the evil laughter go away?
[357.1s] It appears to be coming from off in the distance
[361.1s] more towards where you thought Esau was running.
[366.7s] In the vague direction.
[370.3s] So I'm going to just put...
[372.5s] Look, we'll just slide it down the stairs and it will be okay.
[375.1s] And then we'll come back and then it will be at the bottom of the stairs.
[377.4s] We don't have to come back up and get more beards.
[382.2s] Or go poof.
[383.3s] Right, the beard.
[384.5s] We really, you and me, we really went out on that one.
[387.9s] I don't know about that other guy.
[390.6s] I mean, I can help you carry it to the bottom of the stairs.
[393.4s] Sweet, cool.
[395.0s] Just give me a strength check as you go down.
[396.6s] Oh, sweet cool.
[398.2s] Oh, why roll the one?
[402.0s] Are you top or bottom?
[404.8s] Go top!
[407.8s] What's harder, bottom?
[408.8s] Probably bottom.
[412.0s] It'd be real heavy.
[413.8s] Yeah, I mean, bottom's going to have it up over, you know.
[416.8s] Yeah.
[417.3s] You definitely drop it.
[418.4s] Yeah.
[419.8s] And it, as you kind of lift it and drop it, it begins to slide down.
[424.7s] Now you're on top of it and Hillop is dragging behind.
[428.2s] He's like, ah!
[430.2s] And she's riding it like a, like it's some kind of Teen Wolf.
[434.7s] That's right.
[435.5s] Like Dr. Strangelove where he's riding the bomb.
[438.0s] Yeah, exactly.
[439.2s] That's it.
[440.4s] As you hit the bottom, the chest opens and the gold spills out onto the ground.
[447.0s] And Hillop takes one stair damage from falling down.
[455.1s] Okay, well, if you come back and get this after I feel good in my legs again.
[462.0s] I thought you were a big strong, big strong dragon lady.
[465.0s] I sort of missed a stair.
[466.3s] I don't know.
[466.7s] They didn't measure them properly, you know, when you're going downstairs
[469.9s] and your mind really adjusts to exactly the right length.
[472.4s] And then if one is like just a centimeter out, you just...
[475.8s] I'm embarrassed.
[476.5s] It was probably the crumbly bits that I saw, you know.
[480.0s] Maybe it moved a stair.
[481.5s] Yeah.
[482.1s] Yeah, that's probably why I hurt so bad now.
[486.6s] Usually the crumbly bits are like the best part of a dessert.
[489.3s] So that's disappointing to hear it's no good for stairs.
[491.6s] You, you think so too?
[493.1s] Oh, yeah.
[493.6s] Very, very good.
[495.0s] I like, we should go out for some desserts after we get out of this evil laughter place.
[499.2s] I love desserts.
[500.2s] Let's do it.
[501.2s] Okay, cool.
[502.2s] I guess you make a dessert date plan.
[504.3s] The laughter rings out again.
[506.6s] Sully, you make it back up to the bridge.
[509.8s] And the two pathways that head into the forest.
[514.5s] Ah, yes, the two pathways of which I was paying attention, which way to go.
[524.0s] And I for sure wrote down, did not.
[528.3s] So I stand, Sully stands and is looking at the two pathways.
[533.3s] Make a survival check.
[534.6s] I was just going to say, could I make a perception
[536.7s] to see if like we busted through one of them, broke some branches, got a little messy.
[542.6s] How about I think survival is negative one.
[545.2s] So I think that's 14.
[546.6s] 14.
[549.1s] You remember going down the one that comes straight off the bridge
[554.2s] and you feel like you remember more or less the directions to get back to the stairs.
[561.4s] Over the river and through the woods too.
[564.1s] The stairs we go.
[565.8s] Yeah.
[567.6s] Okay, back to everybody else.
[569.7s] So what are we going to do is about the laughter.
[574.2s] It's that one sounded really loud.
[578.2s] Yeah, should we?
[580.2s] I don't, I'm really torn.
[581.2s] Do we go try and find Sully or or do we stay here and just wait for Esau to come fight us?
[589.8s] Well, if Sully's anywhere around here,
[593.6s] he'll know his way back, I would think, right?
[596.6s] Yeah.
[597.2s] Does that guy pay attention to anything?
[600.4s] No, but when there's gold involved, maybe.
[603.8s] Yeah.
[605.3s] Touche, yeah, the gold is a good driving factor for landscaping.
[612.3s] So maybe maybe we wait for Sully and in the meantime,
[617.0s] get ready in case the bad dude comes back.
[621.4s] Yeah, sure.
[622.2s] You've got pockets.
[623.1s] I'm going to stuff some of this in just in case we can't come back right away.
[629.4s] Yeah, I have a pocket and I give him like a
[633.0s] handkerchief so he can put some gold in there.
[636.2s] So that's just not a pocket.
[637.3s] That's just a sneeze rack.
[638.7s] Yeah, but then he can put that in my pocket.
[642.2s] Okay, okay.
[644.3s] He lays it down onto the dirt and is now piling gold up.
[648.2s] Sully, you've made your way along the path.
[650.9s] You make it back to the windmill.
[655.0s] Do you keep going from there?
[657.2s] Yeah, no, I don't stop in the windmill.
[659.0s] You keep passing through.
[663.4s] It's all fitting so well.
[664.6s] Who doesn't like the gorillas?
[665.9s] Come on.
[669.4s] You keep passing through and you make it through the graveyard.
[672.3s] You hear the laughter go again.
[674.5s] Creepy laughter, too.
[675.5s] That's straight out of that song.
[679.7s] I laugh back.
[680.9s] And then it laughs again immediately.
[686.7s] And I laugh again immediately.
[691.3s] Like I'm having some kind of laugh off.
[693.3s] Make a perception check.
[695.9s] Oh no, I get to roll that again because of my luck.
[699.1s] It wasn't that one.
[700.6s] Wow, Amy, you are having some great rolls.
[703.1s] All right, well at least now if I get a one,
[705.9s] it's not the end of the world,
[707.1s] which is like the perfect thing for me.
[709.3s] Okay, well that was five.
[711.5s] I'm sorry, that was perception?
[713.6s] Yeah.
[716.6s] That's a negative one.
[718.1s] I rolled four.
[719.7s] Everything seems fine to you.
[721.0s] You keep going on.
[722.6s] That's right.
[723.8s] And you move down the path.
[728.3s] You feel like you're getting a little hungry, too.
[733.7s] I searched through my pack for some thing.
[737.5s] As you look down.
[737.9s] I'm pretty sure I took some hard cheeses.
[739.4s] As you look down to your pack,
[740.6s] the mushrooms are looking real tasty.
[746.0s] Um.
[749.7s] I have some knowledge about nature.
[753.2s] Can I kind of figure out maybe if this is a safe mushroom to eat?
[758.7s] God, guys, I've eaten mushrooms and it never goes well for me.
[764.3s] Yeah, roll a nature check.
[768.9s] Oh, thank God.
[769.8s] 18.
[772.3s] These mushrooms aren't familiar to you.
[774.3s] What do they look like?
[776.4s] They're varying degrees of what they look like.
[779.1s] Most of them, the biggest ones of them,
[782.0s] and they're quite large for the most part,
[786.0s] are like purple and gray.
[791.0s] That doesn't sound appetizing.
[794.9s] Will one side make me smaller?
[798.0s] And one side will make me taller?
[800.9s] I don't know.
[802.5s] Didn't Hillop eat some of them?
[804.9s] He did.
[808.2s] Sully doesn't remember that.
[810.5s] Well, I don't know that we ever really figured out what they did to him.
[814.5s] No, you haven't yet.
[816.0s] There's been no connections made.
[817.7s] No side effects yet.
[819.1s] Wait, we haven't made connections for something for us?
[821.6s] Sounds so unlike us.
[823.3s] It's going to come back in about a year or so.
[825.6s] You'll be like, remember those mushrooms?
[828.2s] I want to squash the urge to eat the mushrooms
[834.7s] because the feeling in my chest of needing to save my friends
[838.6s] is bigger than the feeling of my empty tummy.
[841.3s] Make a wisdom saving throw then.
[846.8s] But I have a negative one.
[849.9s] Yes, you do.
[852.0s] I rolled a one, but I get to roll again.
[855.0s] Okay, good luck.
[858.6s] Nine.
[862.7s] You feel like you don't want to eat them right now,
[865.1s] but you feel like you want to take some to eat very soon.
[868.5s] I put some in the pack.
[871.6s] I take some of the smaller ones.
[873.0s] More manageable size.
[874.0s] Yep, that's cool.
[875.6s] Okay, you do that and you have made it back to the stairs
[878.8s] and as a laugh rings out and echoes down around you.
[885.2s] I return it.
[886.7s] The three of you hear the laugh just enveloping the area
[891.4s] that you're in and then you hear another laugh
[893.8s] coming from off to your kind of right,
[897.8s] the pathway coming from the graveyard area.
[900.3s] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[904.0s] Sully?
[904.6s] Yeah, whoa, I say.
[907.0s] I see Clem.
[909.1s] Sully, you're back.
[910.1s] We didn't know where you went.
[911.0s] We went up the stairs to try and find you
[912.7s] and then now I guess this.
[914.7s] Oh gosh.
[915.9s] No, don't go up the stairs.
[918.5s] Well, you know.
[920.2s] Whoa, lady.
[924.1s] Sir, I don't know.
[926.4s] So there's like a weird laugh going on.
[928.2s] I just got zipped back to the bridge
[931.9s] and then fell into the ravine
[934.1s] and then washed up on the shore
[935.5s] and then had to climb the mountain.
[936.9s] You can tell it was a big thing,
[938.9s] but you guys hear that laughing all over the place
[941.0s] is getting on my nerves.
[942.0s] Oh yeah, we've heard it.
[943.0s] We have heard it.
[943.9s] It's not great.
[944.7s] We were sort of thinking,
[947.3s] you know, just wait here for the evil guy to show up
[949.7s] and instead of chasing him through the woods
[951.5s] and finding mud bats and stuff.
[954.2s] Yeah, fair enough.
[955.4s] Hey, gold.
[956.7s] Yeah, see, I'm trying to fit it in his handkerchief.
[960.8s] I don't understand how Hamut wants this to go in the back.
[965.0s] Hillef, I don't want to touch it.
[967.4s] It's gold.
[968.6s] Well, that's when the evil laughter started,
[971.4s] those when you open that chest.
[973.5s] It could have also been the beard
[975.7s] that grew on your friend's face.
[977.2s] It tickled the spirit.
[980.0s] But it's not like the evil laughter is not having fun.
[983.0s] It's evil.
[984.0s] Touche.
[985.0s] All right.
[985.4s] Well, do you want to put some in your bag there too?
[988.6s] I open up my satchel.
[990.6s] He comes over with handfuls of gold.
[992.6s] He's like, oh, you got some of the mushrooms.
[994.2s] They were pretty tasty.
[995.6s] Drops his gold into your bag.
[997.7s] Now, you eat some of these,
[998.8s] were they, you feeling okay?
[1000.2s] Yeah, they were pretty meaty.
[1001.3s] I feel good in my tummy after.
[1004.0s] It was very hungry at the time, but now very good.
[1009.0s] Well, maybe I'll maybe I'll just take,
[1012.2s] can I roll another wisdom?
[1016.4s] And not eat it?
[1020.8s] You don't know what the mushrooms are,
[1022.3s] but you don't think, like,
[1023.8s] I eat one.
[1024.8s] I eat one.
[1026.3s] You want me to eat it?
[1027.4s] I don't want you to do it.
[1029.0s] You choose what you want to do.
[1030.2s] I know.
[1030.5s] I failed that saving throw though.
[1032.6s] So I'll play by the rules of the game.
[1036.0s] I eat one.
[1037.4s] See?
[1037.7s] Very good.
[1038.2s] Very tasty.
[1040.3s] What's it taste like?
[1041.5s] It tasted like woody.
[1044.6s] Like very earthy.
[1048.5s] Does yours taste different?
[1051.2s] I guess I claim it tastes like a mushroom.
[1053.1s] Like, I guess.
[1054.1s] Very good.
[1054.6s] Very good.
[1055.8s] Anyways, maybe we, okay.
[1057.5s] So I fill up your bag.
[1059.1s] I fill up my pockets.
[1060.2s] I fill up my bag.
[1061.6s] I put a couple in the handkerchief.
[1063.7s] He hands the handkerchief back to you.
[1067.0s] So we go now?
[1068.3s] Try and get away from the laugh.
[1069.9s] Laffy ha ha.
[1071.1s] I mean, I'd like to stop Esau.
[1074.7s] I know that you guys just wanted the gold
[1077.0s] and now we have that.
[1078.3s] So, okay.
[1079.9s] So we go towards the laughter.
[1082.2s] I'd like to stop the evil guy.
[1085.4s] Possible.
[1088.0s] You can hear where the laughter is coming from?
[1090.1s] Yeah, the exact direction-ish.
[1092.9s] Well, let's take the fight to him.
[1096.2s] I like your attitude, Sully.
[1097.9s] Let's go.
[1099.3s] All right.
[1100.9s] So there's the pathway that Sully just came down
[1103.8s] or cutting back through the trees,
[1105.8s] which you had done previously.
[1108.2s] The direction of the laugh is encompassing both of those?
[1112.2s] Well, I mean, you could go out
[1113.9s] and then to the left on the pathway.
[1116.1s] Like the pathway turns back towards that way
[1119.8s] from which you came,
[1121.3s] but it is in more the direction of which Esau broadly, you know.
[1127.6s] Oh my god, I'm so lost in these woods.
[1129.1s] You guys have no idea.
[1131.1s] Me too.
[1132.6s] Well, guys, I mean, when we've cut through,
[1135.0s] there's been quicksand and mud bat,
[1137.7s] but then that other time it was fine, so.
[1140.6s] Let's go for it.
[1141.6s] Okay.
[1142.6s] I'll follow you, my banded buddy.
[1144.5s] So sorry, we're cutting through?
[1145.5s] Yeah.
[1146.4s] The four of you head back into the woods.
[1150.6s] Same way you came, you're following your steps.
[1152.6s] And when previously you had stepped out onto a path,
[1157.4s] now you step out into a clearing
[1159.6s] and there is a hut in the middle of this clearing.
[1162.6s] A wooden hut with a red door.
[1165.8s] This is where a witch lives.
[1167.8s] It looks like there is a light glowing inside.
[1173.7s] And it is kind of like, yeah,
[1176.2s] it's a wood stick walled hut.
[1181.0s] Sticks and wood for a roof.
[1184.0s] Looks very drafty as far as construction goes.
[1186.6s] More of a fort.
[1188.6s] Sounds like a fort I would have built when I was a kid.
[1191.5s] Yeah, kind of like that.
[1193.4s] Oh, it's like kind of a yurt.
[1194.7s] Oh, I was just going to say it's a yurt.
[1197.0s] It's a yurt.
[1197.8s] Sure.
[1198.0s] That's what I said.
[1198.6s] Okay.
[1199.9s] I didn't.
[1200.4s] Didn't.
[1202.3s] Have we heard the laughter again?
[1204.7s] You don't hear the laughter at this moment.
[1209.3s] Who's feeling brave?
[1210.3s] Who wants to knock on that red door?
[1213.4s] I'll knock on the door.
[1216.2s] You go, girl.
[1218.1s] Boy.
[1220.2s] And I go and knock on the door.
[1223.9s] Make a perception check as you approach.
[1231.7s] Pen.
[1232.7s] As you reach towards the door handle, you see a skull-shaped handle and it catches your attention.
[1241.0s] Okay, I'm going to crouch down in front of the skull door handle and say,
[1245.4s] you got anything to say?
[1250.5s] The eyes in the skull illuminate.
[1254.4s] And it says, find the code and break the curse.
[1258.3s] Okay, didn't we already find a code?
[1263.6s] I bring my skull out.
[1266.1s] Your skull says, to the right of the cross, the code will be.
[1271.7s] All right.
[1272.4s] And I hold my skull up.
[1274.9s] In the graveyard.
[1276.2s] One, two, three.
[1277.9s] Seems like these rhyme.
[1279.1s] Oh, you got a skull too?
[1281.0s] Yeah, and I think they're like, it's part of the same verse.
[1284.9s] Let's go, buddies.
[1286.1s] Okay, well, I like the sound of find the code and break the curse.
[1292.0s] That sounds good.
[1293.5s] Well, we know where the code is.
[1294.5s] And we know where the code is, and maybe Moose is like an extra clue?
[1299.9s] Maybe the code is just one, two, three.
[1301.5s] I mean, people got to be really like, it has to be something you can remember.
[1308.0s] Where do you think we put the code once we find the code?
[1312.9s] Did I knock?
[1313.6s] Has anyone answered the door?
[1316.1s] No, you just bent down and talked to the door handle.
[1319.5s] Yeah, I started talking to the door handle.
[1320.9s] I want the door to open while she's whispering at the door.
[1324.8s] It just sounds like an awkward encounter.
[1327.2s] The door does not open.
[1329.8s] As you're standing there, not doing anything else.
[1332.7s] You had like a diagram or something for us last time, Ross.
[1335.8s] Can you send that again?
[1340.1s] I can.
[1341.9s] Oh, let me see if I can just like.
[1344.0s] Oh, I found it.
[1344.9s] It's like that thing.
[1348.4s] Yeah, that was the graveyard.
[1350.7s] Yeah, OK.
[1352.7s] Well, do you guys think we should go try and find this code in the graveyard?
[1355.9s] It seems like the clues are telling us that would make sense.
[1359.1s] And I would like to break the curse.
[1360.9s] What do you think?
[1361.8s] Then we can get out of here.
[1364.3s] Yeah, it sounds good.
[1365.4s] I mean, everybody make an intelligence check
[1367.4s] and we'll see if you can just remember what the graveyard looked like.
[1370.3s] Fuck.
[1372.1s] 16.
[1372.8s] 18.
[1375.1s] So Moot.
[1376.7s] I don't.
[1377.6s] Oh, eight.
[1380.3s] Moot and Glim, you have a pretty good memory of the layout of the graveyard.
[1389.8s] So we'll say that using the diagram that you have, that's how you remember it.
[1393.7s] OK.
[1394.2s] To the right of the cross.
[1403.0s] Oh, yeah, I remember this conversation now.
[1405.2s] Des.
[1406.0s] Zed.
[1406.7s] Yeah.
[1407.8s] Party Ds.
[1409.7s] Oh, man.
[1411.6s] I'm pretty sure it's party Ds, guys.
[1415.3s] Or party Zed.
[1417.9s] Zed's a cool guy.
[1419.2s] Always have the parties.
[1421.2s] Or Days E.
[1424.8s] Or those are all right of the cross, right?
[1428.8s] Yeah.
[1429.2s] God is Ed.
[1430.0s] Art C.
[1434.3s] As you guys are standing there trying to remember,
[1437.6s] the skulls begin to speak again.
[1439.5s] This time Moot's goes first.
[1441.4s] It says in the graveyard, one, two, three.
[1445.0s] And then Sully says to the right of the cross, the code will be.
[1450.7s] Yeah, one, two, three.
[1456.2s] There's three crosses, though.
[1457.6s] I know.
[1458.0s] That's what I was going to say.
[1458.8s] I was like, well, it could be one, two, three, or one, two, three.
[1461.9s] Damn it.
[1465.1s] And there's only, no, I was going to say maybe there's two on one side.
[1469.4s] But no, there's one, two, one on the left.
[1474.4s] Or two, you know what I mean?
[1476.0s] There isn't one, two, three crosses in a row.
[1478.8s] I think we go, we dig up the third, the one to the right of the third cross.
[1484.1s] So the D, I guess it is.
[1488.1s] We're going to go grave robbing.
[1490.0s] That's cool.
[1491.6s] So funny because I would have thought the third cross was the one between the P and the Z.
[1499.2s] Because as we approach it, that would have been the third one we were hit.
[1504.1s] Oh, I guess so.
[1504.8s] I was reading it from top down, not from bottom up.
[1507.4s] Same here.
[1509.7s] Maybe I misremembered.
[1510.2s] So there's an empty grave is the one you think.
[1514.4s] Is one empty?
[1515.5s] Are those the?
[1517.6s] T and Z are empty, right?
[1520.3s] Is that what the line?
[1521.4s] I thought that was just some beautiful shading that Russ had done for us.
[1524.4s] Sorry, now we have, signifies more of an open grave.
[1528.0s] I'm sure you told us that.
[1529.1s] It just was a long time ago.
[1530.3s] So looking at it now, I thought, well, he did a really nice job with this diagram,
[1533.8s] a lot of depth to it.
[1535.7s] In the graveyard, one, two, three, to the right of the cross, the code will be.
[1540.0s] We're going to say that you've been like drawing this out in the dirt,
[1542.6s] just so that everybody can visual.
[1544.2s] Just in front of this house.
[1545.2s] Just in front of the house.
[1547.3s] So we want to go dig or do, because what do you think the code would be?
[1552.9s] Like the code is the letters or the code is like hidden inside the ground?
[1557.5s] I mean, I thought the code would be the letters, but.
[1561.3s] Well, say the letters.
[1562.4s] Well, we don't know which cross is one, two or three.
[1569.7s] Well, you have one row, you have two rows, you have three rows.
[1573.4s] And then the right, right?
[1575.2s] That's what that's creepy skull said.
[1577.0s] Yeah.
[1577.9s] And then the skull says to the right of the cross, the code will be.
[1581.7s] So you got the one, you got the two, you got the three,
[1584.4s] and then to the right of the cross, you've got letters.
[1588.8s] So then why E.D.A. or or just said E.D.
[1597.3s] As you say said E.D., you hear a almost a crack come from the door
[1607.2s] and light goes just emanates out from the door
[1612.5s] and you hear the cackling laughter and whooshing a swirling wind kick up behind you
[1619.8s] as the door cracks open.
[1623.0s] And you won't get a fucking this house.
[1629.2s] The wind pours down on top of you.
[1632.9s] Sully runs to the house.
[1634.3s] Behind it, you turn and you see atop a broomstick, a witch.
[1640.2s] That's a motherfucking witch in long black flowing cloak
[1645.9s] and a wide brimmed pointed hat.
[1648.8s] And she says you have broke my code.
[1652.4s] I will kill you before you ruin my curse.
[1656.3s] It's half broken, you bitch.
[1658.4s] Roll for initiative.
[1659.7s] That's right.
[1660.2s] I corrected her, her grammar and insulted her by calling her a bad name.
[1666.3s] Solid work.
[1667.3s] Sixteen.
[1668.0s] Eleven.
[1669.9s] Eight.
[1670.7s] Twelve.
[1671.1s] I know how to count.
[1674.4s] Order Glim, you are up first.
[1676.3s] Guys, I broke the code.
[1679.1s] Yeah, you did.
[1681.0s] Was that so much easier than we were making it out to be?
[1684.6s] It always is.
[1685.3s] It was so much easier than we were making it out to be.
[1688.8s] How far away is this bitchy witch?
[1692.6s] She's coming over top of the trees, so she's up in the air,
[1696.8s] probably 30 or 40 feet and then another 20 feet from you,
[1701.6s] so she's quite a ways away.
[1703.0s] Would you say she's up in the air like she just don't care?
[1705.8s] I would say that.
[1706.7s] She seems to care quite a bit.
[1708.0s] You could.
[1708.8s] Why, I guess.
[1710.1s] Uh, I am going to...
[1714.9s] So my throwing weapon has a range of 30 to 120 feet.
[1718.7s] Sounds like I could try and hit her with it.
[1721.2s] You could.
[1721.7s] Dope.
[1722.1s] I'm gonna javelin this bitch like I'm in the Olympics.
[1726.7s] That's an Olympic sport.
[1728.7s] What else would javelin be?
[1730.6s] Witch javelin.
[1733.1s] No, witch javelin specifically.
[1735.4s] Just javelin.
[1736.6s] I mean, it probably was back in the day though.
[1738.8s] Who knows?
[1740.0s] That is a 16.
[1744.6s] Is that going to hit the witch?
[1747.2s] No.
[1747.7s] Damn.
[1748.2s] No, it will not.
[1749.2s] Oh shit, you know our level ones, right?
[1752.6s] You throw this javelin,
[1754.8s] you ran towards the door.
[1759.7s] Me? Yes, I did.
[1762.9s] From around the side, you catch out of the corner of your eye,
[1766.5s] Esau coming around with a shovel.
[1769.4s] Fucking Esau with a shovel.
[1771.0s] And that's going to be an 18.
[1774.1s] He swings at you with this shovel.
[1776.1s] Yeah, he hits me with his shovel.
[1778.4s] That's going to be two bludgeoning damage to the side of your shoulder.
[1784.8s] Oh, guys, I'm bloodied.
[1790.4s] It's your turn.
[1792.6s] Uh, I turn on him and with daggers in both hands go to stab, stab, stab him.
[1800.0s] I don't even like, there's no waiting.
[1802.3s] Do it.
[1802.6s] Only stabbing.
[1804.8s] If I have a dagger in each hand, do I roll for each dagger?
[1808.5s] Do you have two-armed attack?
[1811.8s] No.
[1812.7s] So, no, you roll once and stab him with one.
[1815.9s] No, I want to slash him with my rapier instead.
[1820.8s] Okay.
[1822.7s] Ah, 15.
[1824.6s] That will hit.
[1825.3s] Yeah, well, fuck you, Esau.
[1829.0s] Then seven slashing damage, you bitch.
[1831.6s] You slice into his side and blood begins to pour,
[1834.7s] but it's kind of like a purplish gray color as it oozes down his side.
[1839.4s] Oh, god, purple gray.
[1840.7s] Like the mushrooms?
[1841.8s] Like the mushrooms.
[1843.4s] God damn it, Russell.
[1845.7s] I didn't do anything.
[1846.6s] Take this game.
[1847.7s] I immediately try to make myself vomit.
[1853.1s] Make a constitution saving throw.
[1854.6s] Fine.
[1856.4s] Well, that is a 16.
[1859.6s] So you don't vomit.
[1860.5s] Ah, fuck.
[1861.2s] No, it seems like you would overpower your own constitution.
[1863.2s] She's trying to want to vomit.
[1865.4s] I'm just kidding.
[1866.8s] You can vomit if you want to.
[1868.0s] Yeah, we can vomit if we want to.
[1870.6s] Can you vomit all over him?
[1873.7s] I wouldn't leave that mushroom behind.
[1877.3s] Yeah, I want to try it.
[1878.1s] I want to throw up on him, at least on his shoes.
[1881.8s] You're right in front of him.
[1882.8s] I can say, yeah, you slice at him with your rapier
[1886.2s] and then just put your other hand finger down your throat
[1890.1s] and just spew vomit all over him.
[1893.7s] I hope this becomes Sully's signature move.
[1895.9s] Sully, why do you get like 17,000 million calories a day?
[1905.4s] Well, because some of that comes back up later.
[1910.0s] The witch swoops down on her broom towards you, glim.
[1918.8s] And strikes you with the tip of the broom for a 19.
[1923.8s] Damn it.
[1925.5s] That would hurt.
[1927.2s] I've been jabbed with a broom before.
[1929.7s] That's going to be three bludgeoning damage
[1933.0s] and make a strength saving throw.
[1938.6s] 16.
[1939.2s] You stay on your feet but are knocked about five feet
[1942.0s] back towards the house as she swoops past you,
[1945.6s] cackling maniacally through the air.
[1949.7s] Moot, you are up.
[1951.6s] OK, do I know anything about which?
[1955.0s] No, I wouldn't think I would.
[1957.4s] You're flipping through your notepad.
[1960.2s] When did they tell that story?
[1962.0s] I've had it indexed properly, but no, nothing under witches.
[1967.4s] I'm going to look at this witch
[1969.2s] and I'm going to try out a little something
[1970.9s] that Gabriel taught me right before we parted ways.
[1974.7s] A little ditty I like to call magic missile.
[1977.7s] OK, flashback scene then.
[1983.1s] You guys are sitting around probably
[1985.2s] after one of your training sessions.
[1987.8s] We're out in the field by the river there
[1991.5s] that we were in before.
[1993.9s] And Gabriel set up like a row of antique cans
[1997.7s] along like a couple of stumps.
[2000.8s] All right, so you like to ruin drinks.
[2003.7s] I get it.
[2004.6s] I found your focus.
[2007.6s] These pretend they're full.
[2010.0s] OK, yeah, yeah.
[2011.5s] Yeah, you see?
[2014.0s] So now what you're going to do
[2016.8s] is you're going to knock them over with force.
[2020.1s] Now, I can hit all of these cans?
[2025.7s] All at once.
[2027.8s] Huh, you're sure about this.
[2031.0s] I can I can hit all three at once.
[2033.2s] I mean, I'm hoping.
[2035.0s] For your sake, I mean, my previous stuff,
[2037.3s] it's all been kind of like one at a time,
[2039.8s] but this is going to this is going to do multiples.
[2042.8s] Yeah, you have to, you know, think about it like.
[2048.2s] You know, when you really got a fart.
[2051.6s] OK, how you just there's a lot of people around.
[2058.4s] OK, and you're like, I shouldn't fart,
[2061.0s] but it's going to feel real good after you do it.
[2064.2s] OK, so maybe you push a little too hard.
[2068.1s] OK, what is this analogy?
[2074.1s] I want to rewind the video,
[2075.6s] the exact moment you say that probably be like.
[2081.1s] Just like, yeah, yeah, what?
[2084.8s] And then things come out.
[2090.0s] OK, where's he shooting these missiles?
[2093.8s] I. It's a feeling more than anything.
[2098.0s] OK, it's not like an actual practical
[2099.9s] shooting things out of your behind.
[2101.5s] You have me really worried there.
[2102.8s] The emotion and the feeling.
[2104.5s] Maybe they'll come out your butt.
[2105.7s] I don't know, but we're going to wait and find out.
[2109.9s] Why did anyone tell him what being a wizard was like?
[2112.8s] It's a sorcerer.
[2113.6s] It's a sorcerer.
[2115.6s] Doesn't come out of their butt when they're a wizard.
[2118.4s] So he just kind of takes a step back.
[2121.6s] So you use that as you will.
[2124.6s] Oh, OK, it's really like scared about this now.
[2130.7s] But yeah, so he kind of.
[2133.5s] Takes a look at all three targets
[2136.3s] and in his mind, they all kind of just combine into like one.
[2141.5s] And he like puts his hand up and three bolts
[2146.8s] and escape from his hand and they strike all three targets all at once.
[2150.8s] As this scene dissolves.
[2157.6s] Those same three bolts fly out of your hand,
[2162.0s] I assume, not your butt.
[2163.6s] Definitely my hand and up and towards this witch
[2167.2s] and strike her in the back as she swooped away.
[2172.3s] Roll some damage.
[2174.7s] That was a weird way to say that.
[2176.0s] I really was.
[2177.2s] Roll some damage.
[2178.4s] This is pretty good, though.
[2179.5s] Four, four and three.
[2180.7s] So that is eleven force damage.
[2183.7s] They strike into her back.
[2186.6s] Glim and Sully, you're kind of facing away.
[2189.6s] You hear you hear like whistling eruptions come.
[2195.1s] Hillip and Glim, you see these three magical bolts of energy
[2200.6s] hit the back of the witch, which propels her forward.
[2203.9s] And she turns and she looks at you.
[2206.3s] And it's no longer a laugh, more of a scream
[2210.3s] as she howls and turns and makes her way back around for another attack.
[2218.0s] Hillip's turn and he goes to help Sully
[2224.4s] and swings at Esau with his dagger and strikes him.
[2230.3s] Yeah, he does.
[2230.9s] For sixteen.
[2231.4s] Come help me out, buddy.
[2232.6s] And that's going to be five piercing damage.
[2236.5s] He stabs right in the wound again and Esau drops to his knee.
[2240.7s] And he says, that's ucky goop.
[2242.8s] Why does his blood look so different?
[2246.1s] I don't know why.
[2246.8s] This is so nonchAlydint for me.
[2248.5s] I should not be this easy with killing people.
[2252.7s] But he seems freaky and weird.
[2255.6s] So I don't think he's human, really.
[2258.5s] But his blood's the same color as those mushrooms.
[2261.2s] Oh, that could be problematic in the later story.
[2266.8s] As he's saying this, he looks in.
[2268.4s] He said, hey, he kind of you see him looking through the door.
[2272.0s] He says, hey, there's an orb in there.
[2275.9s] Well, yeah, I was headed into the house to see if there was anything I could fuck up.
[2280.5s] Sweet.
[2281.6s] Well, maybe once this guy is.
[2285.5s] You see Esau drop to his knees and look up at you.
[2288.9s] And the light kind of leaves his eyes as they suck back into his head.
[2294.1s] And he turns to dissolving into mud and sand and disperses into the ground below you.
[2315.0s] Welcome back to the middle.
[2318.9s] Oh, that was nice.
[2320.4s] Oh, wow, that took a turn.
[2323.9s] Wow.
[2324.7s] I just felt needed a little grit.
[2326.2s] And he put some stink on it.
[2327.8s] Yeah, I did.
[2329.3s] I really did.
[2330.8s] Well, where do you go from there?
[2333.6s] I don't really feel that you can go anywhere.
[2335.4s] We tell people, no, no, no.
[2337.8s] We tell people that we have new Patreon tiers that you can go check out.
[2342.4s] That's what we tell people.
[2344.4s] Over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[2346.7s] We've been working on this for a little while.
[2348.7s] Kind of talking to our existing patrons, talking to some other industry insiders.
[2353.3s] You know how it is.
[2354.7s] The industry insiders.
[2356.0s] That's right.
[2356.3s] We're so hooked up.
[2357.1s] But no, we've been kind of working on this, trying to figure out
[2360.4s] what we can do to give our patrons, the people who give us money to keep doing this
[2367.8s] and doing it better and better every single time and give them something fun and exciting
[2373.7s] and that we're excited about and that they're excited about.
[2376.5s] And I think we've done it.
[2378.4s] But George, I think we've done it.
[2379.5s] Craft a code.
[2380.4s] In that long roundabout way.
[2381.9s] So you can go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[2384.3s] And I'd love you to go at least just take a look at it.
[2386.4s] See what we've got going on over there.
[2388.8s] So some of the new things that we're, one of the existing things that we're adding,
[2392.0s] but we've changed the kind of the way that it's released
[2394.0s] is the Adventures of Bonus episodes, which are DM'd by lovely Tom Laird.
[2399.2s] Hey, that's me.
[2400.1s] That's you.
[2401.2s] They are now released monthly.
[2402.8s] So every month, whereas before we do like a six to 10 episode season.
[2408.5s] Take a break for something else and then come back to it.
[2410.8s] You're going to get one of those, those, those sweet, sweet nuggets every month.
[2415.6s] I have a super fun idea in my head for the next few episodes.
[2420.6s] I am not sure how I'm going to translate that to in game,
[2424.2s] but we're going to see if it works.
[2426.2s] You know what?
[2427.0s] That first episode comes out in two weeks.
[2430.4s] So we will find out altogether if it worked out.
[2434.4s] Also, we are launching a new show in January, 2020 called Facing Fate.
[2442.1s] That's right.
[2443.6s] What is Facing Fate?
[2445.2s] It is collaborative storytelling and it is frightening to play and even listen to.
[2455.6s] I like this.
[2456.2s] This is like Russ quizzes us about the things that we do
[2459.6s] and then asks us like, what are you doing?
[2461.7s] And we're like, well, I don't know.
[2463.3s] How would you describe this to people?
[2464.9s] Show your work.
[2466.0s] So what Facing Fate is in the little blurb right up?
[2469.2s] It's an anthology based actual play podcast where we release two seasons a year.
[2476.0s] The first season, which comes out January, 2020,
[2478.4s] and is available September 16th exclusively to patrons is a sci-fi based thriller.
[2486.1s] Now, if you're a patron of ours from before, you've heard the first six episodes,
[2490.5s] but Russ has remastered them and added a little more pizzazz to them.
[2496.1s] And plus, there's more episodes on top of those original sets.
[2498.5s] That's right.
[2498.8s] We've extended it to be a full 10 episode season.
[2502.5s] So patrons have access to that right now.
[2504.3s] Now we've ramped enough, I think.
[2505.6s] Let's ramp up to that big one.
[2506.9s] What do we got?
[2507.8s] What's bigger than playing with your favorite Dumbgeons and Dragons podcasters?
[2515.1s] Nothing.
[2515.4s] The answer is nothing.
[2516.2s] We're really good at selling ourselves here.
[2522.1s] We don't know how rhetorical questions work.
[2525.4s] Big part of the feedback that we got from existing patrons is that
[2529.2s] a lot of people wanted the chance or the ability to be able to
[2534.0s] hang out with us or play games with us.
[2536.0s] And this is the way that we've kind of worked it,
[2538.4s] that we can make it something that is possible.
[2541.2s] And we want to play games with you is what we're saying.
[2544.0s] We love playing games.
[2544.9s] I don't know if you guys know this about us.
[2546.8s] So all those new things are over on Patreon.
[2548.6s] Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[2550.8s] Ahead in the feed, we've released a bit of a longer episode
[2553.2s] kind of breaking down each of the tiers,
[2555.0s] what some of those things mean.
[2556.1s] So go listen to that.
[2556.9s] If you skipped over it, totally understand it.
[2559.0s] Or if you just don't want to read it from the Patreon page.
[2562.2s] Yeah.
[2562.6s] If you don't want to do that, we will explain it to you over there.
[2565.2s] Thanks, everybody.
[2566.0s] Hopefully you enjoy this next part of the episode where
[2570.2s] Stuff happens.
[2570.8s] Stuff is happening.
[2571.3s] Stuff happens.
[2572.7s] We're in the middle of the forest still.
[2574.3s] So, you know, it's all good.
[2579.8s] Glim, it's your turn.
[2581.8s] Well, I think I because I don't have any other ranged attacks.
[2584.4s] So I would have come around to also try and fight Esau
[2589.2s] because I was delighted there was going to be a person on the ground
[2591.8s] I could fight since I threw my javelin.
[2593.8s] And that's all I can do and the witch is in the air.
[2597.6s] So I don't know if I heard any of that explanation,
[2603.1s] not explanation, but make a perception check.
[2606.6s] The orb, orbness.
[2608.9s] Well, I don't perceive sweet FA because that's a five.
[2616.0s] So I come around the corner and say, Hey guys, what's going on?
[2620.4s] There's an orb in there.
[2621.4s] Did you not hear me?
[2622.2s] You were like five feet away.
[2623.4s] Oh, I was so disturbed by Esau just like
[2628.4s] Yeah, he's just like
[2630.2s] Blah, blah, blah.
[2631.4s] Yes, that's a perfect way to describe it.
[2634.1s] Yeah, you saw it too.
[2635.5s] Phillip, can you remind me?
[2638.0s] I know there was an orb in the story.
[2639.6s] Do we destroy the orb to save the people?
[2642.4s] Do we take the orb?
[2645.8s] This is a long winded conversation for having right now
[2648.8s] when the witch is going to swing back
[2650.8s] and get your magic blasty blasty friend.
[2652.6s] You're right.
[2653.1s] I run in and grab the orb or I try and go in and take the orb.
[2657.2s] As you run in, he's yelling behind you.
[2659.0s] He's like the orb supposedly powered the windmill and kept the evil away.
[2666.0s] I actually remembered that.
[2667.4s] I could have given that information.
[2669.2s] Oh, do you want to?
[2670.2s] Nah, it's fine.
[2671.6s] But I just want to say for the record,
[2673.9s] I remembered that's what the orb was for.
[2675.0s] I couldn't remember.
[2675.8s] I just remembered that the orb was part of it.
[2678.3s] I didn't remember if it was good or bad.
[2679.5s] Yeah, the light, the windmill and the light.
[2682.5s] We'll say you make it to the orb and you're able to pick it up.
[2685.8s] It is a glowing rainbow Illuminescence.
[2690.5s] Iridescence, I guess, is probably a better term
[2693.5s] because Illuminescence isn't a word.
[2695.1s] But it's a really pretty word you just made up.
[2697.2s] It is, right?
[2698.0s] Yeah.
[2698.6s] Celia, it's your turn.
[2700.4s] Where's the witch at this point?
[2702.9s] She's swooping back around
[2704.8s] and is looking like she's aiming towards Moot.
[2709.0s] I will take out my short bow
[2712.6s] because Glim totally ran in there
[2715.2s] and did the thing that I was going to do.
[2717.6s] Thanks, Glim.
[2719.5s] And I shoot my short bow at her.
[2723.1s] Do it.
[2724.8s] Fucking twos.
[2726.4s] It goes wide and off into the trees.
[2729.0s] And let that be a warning to you.
[2731.6s] Glim, sorry, I could have said
[2733.7s] that you see along the walls many shelves
[2738.2s] and you see a large number of various potions and herbs.
[2742.8s] What you can presume to be potions and herbs
[2744.9s] kind of scattered, not scattered,
[2746.4s] but organized throughout this hut.
[2748.5s] And it is the witch's turn.
[2751.3s] And she is going to swoop down.
[2753.4s] And kill me.
[2755.6s] Towards Moot.
[2758.9s] You went fucking far left.
[2761.2s] She didn't even know you tried to shoot at her.
[2765.1s] That's going to be a 21 to hit you
[2767.2s] as she swoops down.
[2769.1s] Good sir.
[2771.2s] And three bludgeoning damage
[2773.8s] and a strength saving throw, please.
[2776.4s] Okie dokie.
[2777.3s] Just straight up?
[2779.6s] Yes, sir.
[2781.7s] Oh, 19.
[2783.4s] You remain on your feet
[2784.4s] but are knocked back five feet towards the hut as well.
[2787.1s] Okay.
[2789.0s] And she swoops down
[2790.3s] and is making her ascent back up.
[2793.6s] It's your turn.
[2798.1s] You hear commotion behind you
[2799.6s] as your friends are running into and around the hut.
[2805.5s] Okay, I'm going to throw a ray of frost her way.
[2812.4s] What's the range on that?
[2814.1s] The range is 60 feet.
[2816.4s] Okay, yep.
[2817.8s] Okay.
[2821.5s] That is an 18.
[2826.1s] That will hit.
[2827.3s] Yeah, will!
[2829.6s] Alright, so you're going to take five cold damage
[2834.6s] and your speed is reduced by 10
[2837.5s] until the start of, I guess, my next turn?
[2842.4s] Yes, my next turn.
[2843.1s] It's usually how it works, yeah.
[2845.0s] That is relevant.
[2847.8s] Okay, she lets out another scream as your ray hits her
[2852.9s] and you can visibly see that her speed through the air is slowing down.
[2860.0s] Do you want to do anything else on your turn?
[2863.6s] Move, speak, do anything.
[2866.0s] I guess take a peek at what's happening with that orb and say,
[2870.3s] ooh, what do we do with that?
[2872.7s] Well, it says it's supposed to be powers of windmill from the story.
[2876.8s] We should probably get it back to the windmill.
[2878.6s] Maybe that'll kill the witch.
[2881.1s] Kills a witch, kills a witch.
[2884.2s] Look at all this cool stuff in here.
[2885.7s] Maybe we come back afterwards and just see.
[2887.8s] We have so many things to collect after.
[2889.4s] My god, yes.
[2890.1s] It's Hillop's turn.
[2890.9s] He's like, so are we running with the thing?
[2893.2s] I'm definitely going to run with the thing.
[2895.2s] Like, we need to get it back to the windmill, right?
[2897.2s] And I don't even have any kind of weapons I can use on a flying enemy, so.
[2901.3s] We'll cover you.
[2908.4s] We got your back.
[2910.2s] All right.
[2910.5s] Everybody begins running.
[2913.2s] You are dashing, I presume, because you are running with the orb to get it back.
[2918.0s] Sure.
[2918.7s] I'm way at the fucking back of this.
[2922.3s] Oh, because your speed's less.
[2924.9s] It's only 25.
[2927.2s] I'm so small.
[2928.8s] Okay, so you make it out and there is a pathway on the other side of the hut that you begin
[2935.2s] to make your way down towards.
[2936.4s] It's the only pathway unless you cut through the woods somewhere.
[2941.0s] I mean, I don't know.
[2945.3s] Didn't oh, no, because we don't know.
[2946.8s] We've never been at this hut before.
[2948.7s] I was going to say, didn't we?
[2949.6s] We cut through the woods.
[2950.4s] It was fine.
[2951.0s] But I don't know.
[2952.8s] Witch made a man out of the other quicksand.
[2957.7s] So I feel like I'll stick with the path, even though it'll take longer.
[2963.5s] Sully.
[2966.1s] The witch has you can see that she's kind of slowed, but is making her way back towards
[2972.0s] more aiming now towards Glim, who has the orb.
[2976.7s] How many feet is she for me?
[2978.4s] My short bow goes to 320 feet.
[2980.4s] Will it fit?
[2980.9s] Will it fit?
[2982.4s] Will it hit?
[2983.2s] It will fit.
[2985.2s] If it fits, it hits.
[2987.0s] I'm going to I'm going to shoot her with an arrow.
[2992.1s] Twenty six.
[2992.8s] Damn.
[2994.7s] Yeah, you strike the witch right in the shoulder and she can knock her off course
[2999.6s] a little bit.
[3000.9s] Roll damage.
[3002.4s] Sully's good with that bow.
[3004.5s] It's a six.
[3005.8s] So it's an eleven.
[3010.4s] An enormous scream and a blast of wind comes forth.
[3015.2s] Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.
[3018.4s] Oh, good.
[3018.8s] One of my strong suits.
[3020.0s] Yeah, right.
[3020.5s] Me too.
[3021.9s] Oh, fourteen.
[3022.8s] That's not bad.
[3023.9s] Twenty.
[3024.8s] Not now.
[3025.6s] Thirteen.
[3027.2s] Hylip is knocked to the ground.
[3029.9s] Actually, Hylip's still in the hut, so that doesn't matter.
[3032.8s] Oh, Hylip didn't come running with us?
[3034.4s] Well, I mean, we're not you can't run at the same time.
[3036.8s] Like we're going in initiative order here.
[3038.6s] So those two would have started.
[3040.0s] You would have used your movement to get out.
[3043.2s] And then your action to shoot.
[3045.8s] Glim.
[3046.8s] Sorry, what did you get for Glim?
[3049.4s] Thirteen.
[3050.4s] Thirteen.
[3051.8s] You are knocked prone.
[3057.2s] And then it is the witch's turn and she's going to fly.
[3061.3s] God, I killed her.
[3062.2s] I got so excited.
[3063.2s] Oh, no.
[3065.0s] Oh, honey, no.
[3066.4s] Honey, no.
[3068.0s] She swings down at you for a twelve.
[3073.2s] At me?
[3074.4s] That will not hit.
[3076.5s] She glides right over top of you and like it's a cat frustrated cackle
[3082.5s] that she lets out as she glides over top of you and back up into the air.
[3087.1s] Moot.
[3089.5s] Yeah, OK.
[3091.2s] So sorry, you did not get knocked prone because you're still in the hut.
[3094.0s] Sure.
[3095.2s] I guess I make my way out of the hut.
[3097.6s] OK.
[3098.3s] Um, yeah, how far away is the witch from me at this point?
[3104.1s] She's up and in front of Glim.
[3106.5s] So probably 60, 75 feet in front of you from where because Glim dashed.
[3115.1s] So she's way the fuck out.
[3116.6s] OK, I'm going to cast Chill Touch, which has a range of 120 feet.
[3124.1s] I create a skeletal hand in the space of a creature within range.
[3128.4s] And I make a range spell attack against said creature.
[3132.1s] Cool.
[3133.1s] Right.
[3136.1s] That is a 14.
[3140.1s] The hand appears and misses her.
[3145.3s] It's kind of glances or just glances along the back of her flowing robes.
[3151.1s] You see them kind of freeze and shrivel, but then go back to their normal state and you miss.
[3158.3s] So use your full movement to pursue all your friends.
[3161.2s] Yep.
[3161.7s] Hylip does the same.
[3163.0s] He uses his dash to come run towards Glim and aids you and helps you up so you don't
[3170.8s] have to use your movement to stand next time.
[3174.0s] That's neighborly.
[3176.6s] Says you got to run fast as it gets to the thing.
[3179.7s] It's a windmill.
[3180.5s] I forgot where we were.
[3184.5s] It's back to you, Glim.
[3185.3s] OK, I'm going to keep on running.
[3189.1s] You do so.
[3190.3s] You round two bins.
[3193.5s] There's no turnoffs and you make it back to the area that looks very familiar,
[3201.7s] but the ground has kind of settled.
[3204.1s] Make a perception check.
[3206.8s] Oh, I actually made a pretty good roll.
[3210.5s] 19.
[3212.9s] This is the quicksand area where you found Esau originally.
[3216.5s] So you kind of stop short of this quicksand area that had seemingly caught him previously.
[3225.7s] Great.
[3226.4s] And that is your full movement.
[3230.2s] Sully?
[3231.7s] Do I still see the witch in the air?
[3234.9s] From yes.
[3236.1s] Yes?
[3236.5s] OK, I want to hit her again.
[3239.3s] Pull another arrow out of my quiver.
[3242.9s] Draw the end do the thing.
[3246.9s] It's a 20.
[3249.2s] Damn, damn.
[3252.6s] Roll me some damage.
[3254.0s] Yeah, some damn, damn damage.
[3256.0s] I only get to add my bonus once, right?
[3258.1s] Yes, roll twice.
[3259.3s] Oh, fuck.
[3261.3s] OK, so that's 11.
[3266.4s] Your arrow flies and impales in her back and you see her dip below the tree line,
[3272.7s] letting out another hideous scream.
[3275.2s] Dad, why won't you die?
[3278.4s] Nobody knows.
[3280.8s] And as you do that, do you use any of your movement?
[3283.6s] Yeah, I continue to run forward after Glim.
[3287.9s] So you've run a total of 50 feet.
[3290.1s] She has run 120 feet around many corners.
[3292.7s] So you've lost sight of her, but you were running in the direction that she had left.
[3297.7s] You look above the tree line and the witch turns
[3300.6s] around and seems to be trying to figure out where everybody is.
[3307.4s] She kind of hovers above the tree, doesn't look like she's moving anywhere.
[3311.8s] Moot.
[3314.3s] OK, I'm ways back, I would assume, at this point.
[3317.7s] Yes, sir.
[3319.7s] Well, you would have moved 30 feet, so you're a little bit behind, Sully.
[3323.7s] OK.
[3325.5s] Yeah, I guess I'll try Chill Touch again.
[3327.3s] It's probably the best one I have for range and stuff.
[3330.1s] So.
[3332.5s] All right, big money.
[3335.3s] That's a 15.
[3336.4s] It's one better than last time.
[3339.8s] It still misses.
[3340.6s] OK.
[3341.8s] Yep.
[3343.1s] Move.
[3343.7s] Yes.
[3344.3s] Yep.
[3345.2s] So you run forward past Sully by 10 feet.
[3350.0s] Sully's just running.
[3352.1s] Uh, Hillop is in pursuit of Glim as well, and he sees you stop.
[3358.7s] He's running kind of right behind you as you're going, sees you stop,
[3361.7s] almost runs into you and says, why did we stop?
[3365.4s] It's the quicksand spot.
[3367.3s] We got to.
[3368.6s] Oh, yeah, look at that.
[3370.9s] Very good eyes.
[3371.7s] I was paying attention more to, I don't even know.
[3375.7s] I was just following you.
[3376.9s] Good thing you stopped.
[3379.7s] And it is back to your turn.
[3381.0s] You continue to run.
[3382.3s] Yeah, but, you know, skirting the edges of the quicksand.
[3385.6s] Yep.
[3386.0s] You skirt the edge of the quicksand.
[3387.4s] Now, when you had previously come to the quicksand,
[3389.7s] you had cut through the trees from the windmill
[3392.8s] because you had heard yelling through the trees.
[3395.3s] I will do that again.
[3396.3s] It was safe last time.
[3398.1s] Yep.
[3398.6s] You do so and you end up in front of the windmill.
[3402.1s] We'll say that it's out of order,
[3404.3s] but we'll say that Hillop is right behind you following in tow.
[3407.4s] Sully.
[3407.9s] Sully.
[3409.7s] Is the witch still just hovering above?
[3413.1s] Yes, for the moment.
[3414.4s] I'm going to.
[3418.2s] You know.
[3418.7s] Sully's going to shoot a shot.
[3421.8s] 17.
[3422.7s] That will hit.
[3425.0s] At least somebody's hitting.
[3426.0s] See, you just keep moving up one.
[3427.8s] Eventually.
[3429.3s] I kept rolling it on my crotch.
[3431.5s] Seven.
[3434.2s] It goes and it cuts in front of her
[3436.9s] and you see a big tear in her robe
[3439.8s] and she you see like blood spew out into the air above you
[3446.0s] and she turns and her eyes glow
[3448.2s] and she turns to aim towards you.
[3451.9s] I've ran 25 feet.
[3455.8s] Then you're running towards her 25 feet
[3459.0s] and she swoops down towards you.
[3463.1s] That's only going to be an 11.
[3464.9s] That won't hit me.
[3466.9s] Fair enough.
[3467.5s] Then she goes above you as you duck and dodge.
[3471.0s] You have to duck or did she maybe just think I was taller than I really am?
[3474.2s] You dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.
[3478.6s] I dodged twice.
[3479.8s] That's right.
[3480.2s] So we're back to back to Glim and Hillop.
[3483.5s] So you're about 30 feet from the door.
[3485.9s] Great.
[3486.2s] Well, I'm going to try and make it that last 30 feet.
[3490.2s] That's my movement.
[3491.0s] You make it to the door and it is locked.
[3495.4s] Right.
[3497.3s] Okay, I want to try and kick it.
[3504.4s] Cool.
[3505.2s] Because, you know, what else am I going to do?
[3507.5s] Strength.
[3508.7s] Okay, so.
[3511.5s] Roll that strength.
[3512.3s] We'll say with advantage because I would assume Hillop would try and help you.
[3517.2s] So I will do an unarmed strike because that's one of my things I can do.
[3522.1s] Yeah, sure.
[3524.2s] Okay, that is a 14.
[3527.4s] It's not great.
[3528.6s] No, a 15.
[3531.0s] Okay, you hit the door.
[3532.1s] 15 on door and then oh, the other one was lower.
[3537.0s] Does anything happen?
[3538.5s] And I do some damage.
[3539.4s] Roll me damage.
[3540.0s] Okay.
[3540.4s] Roll me damage.
[3541.4s] Oh, damage is five.
[3542.7s] Defeat the building.
[3543.4s] I'll roll it.
[3544.2s] It just is five.
[3545.4s] Oh, it's just five.
[3546.8s] Cool.
[3547.8s] The wood begins to crack.
[3549.7s] You hear like a sickening thud as it as it cracks,
[3553.6s] but does not open.
[3554.6s] Okay.
[3555.8s] Sully.
[3557.4s] I turn around to see her swoop by me and I unleash another arrow.
[3563.9s] Sure.
[3566.5s] Oh, fuck.
[3569.2s] Nine.
[3573.8s] I obviously try to do that as I'm running.
[3576.2s] Wasn't.
[3579.6s] Yeah, it goes.
[3580.2s] And I run.
[3585.0s] You see the witch go up and in and something catches her eye
[3589.7s] and she zips off above the tree line
[3594.5s] in the direction where you presume Glim would have run.
[3599.1s] Come back here, you tacky whore.
[3601.0s] Moot.
[3601.7s] You've kind of lost sight of the witch.
[3606.2s] Okay, can I dash Delma moves?
[3610.0s] You sure can.
[3611.7s] So you're going to have been.
[3617.0s] Okay, you make it to the edge of the quicksand area.
[3624.2s] Make a perception check.
[3628.7s] 18.
[3630.2s] You definitely recognize this as that as that area
[3633.2s] and skirt or able to skirt around the edge.
[3636.6s] Um, Hillop says, so you're going to just punchy punchy to the door
[3642.1s] or do we got those cool tools that your other friend had?
[3645.5s] I don't know how to do that.
[3646.6s] I only can I can hit really hard, but I don't have the finesse or the tools.
[3652.7s] I should have picked the little one up.
[3656.0s] Someone come back for me.
[3658.8s] Do we split the party again and I go that way to go get him
[3662.1s] or do I stay here and kick?
[3663.4s] You could do that, but can you kick first and then run in the other direction?
[3668.2s] Just a little kicky kicky.
[3670.9s] He rolls a seven to kick and he's like, oh, my ankle.
[3675.5s] Oh, I remember you hurt your leg when you fell down with the chest.
[3678.7s] Okay, maybe now you're in pain.
[3681.1s] I don't know how helpful it'll be.
[3682.5s] But yeah, do you mind heading back and.
[3685.8s] I shall go try.
[3687.1s] He hobbles, kind of run hobbles.
[3690.0s] He's like, little friend.
[3692.8s] Little friend, where are you?
[3695.4s] It's your turn, Glenn.
[3696.6s] Okay, I am going to kick again.
[3700.8s] Yep, that is 25.
[3705.0s] It's a little bit better.
[3705.7s] I did it.
[3706.2s] I kicked the door, you guys.
[3707.6s] You kicked that door.
[3708.6s] It's still just five damage, so it's just five.
[3711.4s] The wood begins to splinter, but you're still unable to.
[3716.2s] It hasn't removed from the hinges and you don't have a way to reach in through the wood.
[3721.0s] That was going to be my question.
[3722.5s] I just like push it, poke it through.
[3725.0s] Not yet.
[3726.6s] Yeah, Sully.
[3729.1s] You've lost sight of the witch.
[3730.3s] Yeah, I just I dash.
[3732.8s] Okay, you make it kind of right behind where moot is.
[3737.1s] Hey, buddy.
[3738.9s] Hey, Sully.
[3741.2s] We're not cut out for this.
[3744.2s] You want to carry me?
[3745.9s] No.
[3746.8s] Okay.
[3749.8s] That's all I do.
[3751.2s] Okay, make a perception check.
[3752.7s] Yeah.
[3753.9s] All right, stand.
[3755.8s] Oh, I perceive nothing.
[3760.0s] Four.
[3763.4s] You don't recognize the area.
[3766.2s] Where are we?
[3769.9s] Sully, wait.
[3771.9s] Oh, he's behind you.
[3773.1s] He runs too slow.
[3774.0s] Yeah, no, I was going in front of you.
[3775.2s] Oh, I assumed he would be dashing at this point.
[3776.6s] Yeah, no.
[3777.4s] Well, he is dashing, but he still has...
[3779.6s] He still hasn't caught up.
[3780.2s] He's got 25 feet movement.
[3781.9s] Okay, can I give him a little heads up that the quicksand's on the way?
[3785.4s] Absolutely.
[3786.0s] All right.
[3786.3s] Sully, the quicksand's up ahead.
[3787.7s] Watch out.
[3790.1s] Thanks, moot.
[3791.0s] Thanks, buddy.
[3794.2s] Glim, you hear the cackle come over the trees and you turn to see the witch
[3799.0s] and she is diving down towards you.
[3802.6s] And that is going to be a 20 not critical to hit you.
[3805.5s] Well, that will hit me.
[3806.6s] They not crit.
[3807.4s] Jesus.
[3808.5s] And that's going to be two bludgeoning damage and a strength saving throw.
[3814.5s] Okay.
[3815.0s] Oh, maybe she pushes you into and through the door.
[3817.0s] Oh, I actually rolled a good strength save, you guys.
[3819.5s] It's never...
[3820.6s] It hasn't happened yet.
[3821.2s] Are you really strong?
[3822.6s] I am strong, but I've been rolling like twos.
[3824.6s] I rolled a nat 20, but I have a four, so it's 24, so...
[3828.6s] I feel like she should, like, ricochet off you and take it.
[3831.1s] Off my shield.
[3833.0s] It's like in...
[3833.9s] You grab her broom and she keeps going.
[3836.5s] When Wile E. Coyote hits the wall, but...
[3840.2s] No, so, yeah, she hits you, glances off you, and you stand strong
[3845.8s] as she zips up above the windmill.
[3849.3s] And you see her and turn and she looks down at you
[3853.9s] and there begins to this purple, dark, black glowing energy about her
[3861.1s] as it is Moot's turn.
[3863.6s] Uh, how far am I from the, like, the clearing outside the windmill?
[3868.9s] Um, the way that you came, another dash would get you to the clearing.
[3875.0s] Okay, but I can't get there on just my normal moves, eh?
[3878.4s] Okay, dash it up.
[3880.0s] All right, you make it back and through the trees
[3882.0s] which you came and you see Glim standing at the windmill,
[3885.4s] a damaged door and this glowing energy
[3889.6s] now surrounding the witch up and to the left of the windmill.
[3893.3s] You see, you pass by Hillop as he's like,
[3896.6s] did you see the little friend?
[3898.6s] He's right back there.
[3900.0s] I will go get him, maybe.
[3903.5s] Save the orb and the friend.
[3906.2s] I'm working on it, Hillop.
[3908.8s] He dashes, but he's lost some of his movement,
[3911.5s] so he makes it out into the quicksand right in front of you, Sully,
[3916.7s] and he's like, hey, do you want to hop on my back?
[3919.8s] I'm a little sore, but apparently you run very slowly.
[3925.3s] Uh, how far away is he?
[3928.5s] He's, like, right in front of you.
[3929.8s] Oh, um.
[3933.4s] You basically have the same movement mechanics-wise at this point.
[3936.5s] Oh, maybe you could, like, shoot from his back if he dashes.
[3939.4s] You could hold on to your action
[3941.3s] and then, like, shoot your bow from his back as you come in.
[3943.8s] Ooh, yes, I want to do that.
[3946.3s] That does sound fun.
[3948.1s] Yeah, it does, yeah.
[3949.0s] I get on his shoulders.
[3950.2s] You hop aboard.
[3951.1s] Glim, it is your turn.
[3952.6s] Well, I'm just going to keep kicking that door
[3954.5s] because it's really what I got to do.
[3957.8s] So that is 16 for door.
[3962.7s] That will hit the door.
[3964.2s] Thank God.
[3965.2s] So five damage.
[3968.7s] The door busts in, crushing into the room.
[3975.2s] There's, like, a vacuum pull sucking all the debris into the room
[3980.9s] and you feel this wind gushing behind you.
[3984.6s] Can I go in?
[3987.0s] As you step in with the orb, you feel it pulling from your hand.
[3992.5s] Do you do anything in particular?
[3997.9s] Just watch in wonderment at the miracle that I'm witnessing.
[4002.2s] Ha.
[4003.4s] It lifts and pulls to the center of the windmill and sucks up
[4007.4s] and you hear the gears begin to churn.
[4011.6s] As the blades begin to churn, dust begins to swirl inside
[4016.6s] as all of this begins to move.
[4018.0s] Outside, you can see kind of the tips of the windmill
[4021.0s] from where you and Hilla Barcelli and Moot you see it.
[4024.2s] The windmill begins to churn
[4026.5s] and the energy that's surrounding the witch
[4029.7s] gets sucked up into and churning with the windmill
[4033.1s] and she lets out a hideous scream
[4036.0s] as she herself is pulled off of her broom
[4039.8s] and through the blades of the windmill
[4042.4s] and dispersed into the air
[4044.4s] as the darkness that has settled over this little village is lifted
[4050.7s] and it is a bright sunny day as the windmill begins churning
[4054.7s] without the power of anything else except the magical orb inside.
[4062.6s] The broom falls to the ground
[4065.0s] and Hilla Barcelli run
[4067.0s] and you are now near Moot on the outside of the windmill.
[4071.8s] I've been definitely making like sounds as.
[4077.0s] That is good.
[4077.7s] Yeah, it's like I am a horse and you are the jockey.
[4081.4s] That is pretty fun.
[4083.4s] You like to play the games, don't you?
[4086.2s] All the games.
[4087.6s] So I run out and like friends and hug my friends
[4091.8s] because everything is like nice now.
[4095.5s] We did it.
[4096.3s] We did.
[4097.0s] We did the thing and now you got your thing.
[4103.0s] Does she have a beard still?
[4104.6s] I'm curious.
[4105.4s] Oh, yeah.
[4106.1s] Yeah.
[4106.6s] Yeah, you definitely have a beard.
[4107.8s] Oh, yeah.
[4108.6s] All right.
[4110.0s] You still have your beard.
[4111.3s] It didn't suck the evil beard away, though.
[4113.6s] That's pretty unfortunate.
[4114.2s] Oh, maybe it's not an evil beard.
[4115.8s] I mean, it looks majestic as fuck.
[4117.9s] You could be a beard for good.
[4119.6s] Thank you.
[4120.1s] I'm not.
[4120.6s] It's a beard for good.
[4121.5s] I don't know.
[4122.5s] One thing at a time.
[4123.4s] Maybe I got to go get my javelin.
[4127.2s] Good thinking.
[4128.0s] Maybe we go get your javelin.
[4129.4s] We swing back and get all that sweet, sweet gold that we didn't.
[4133.6s] And there was some cool stuff in that hut.
[4135.3s] We could look in the hut.
[4136.1s] Maybe there were some potions or.
[4139.2s] Russ, can I scoop up the
[4141.4s] flying broom as I walk by it?
[4144.0s] Sure you can.
[4145.1s] Yeah, I'm bleeding like all over the place, you guys.
[4147.4s] I don't know if you can see this, but I'm literally covered in blood, mud, and my own vomit.
[4153.8s] Interesting.
[4154.6s] How hurt are you?
[4156.3s] You're the most hurt, aren't you?
[4159.1s] I definitely only have four hit points left if I were to quantify my amount of living.
[4167.0s] Uh, OK, then I will put my hand on your shoulder and I will give you five.
[4178.0s] No, let's say four hit points back.
[4181.3s] Thank you.
[4182.1s] So this has never happened before either.
[4184.4s] So what does Sully feel as as this happens?
[4189.3s] I think probably just like my hand is on her shoulder and I was like,
[4192.4s] I just want you to feel better and sort of just like a warmth,
[4195.8s] like a warm glow kind of feeling.
[4200.9s] Like a nice hot water bottle kind of feeling.
[4204.1s] Oh, very comforting.
[4206.9s] Comes on your shoulder and kind of spreads and heals you a bit.
[4211.9s] Oh, that's woman tingly.
[4213.3s] Thanks.
[4214.5s] That's good.
[4215.1s] That's good.
[4215.7s] That's good.
[4216.1s] That's crazy though.
[4217.2s] You guys need a magic.
[4218.5s] That is pretty cool.
[4219.5s] You got any more of that for good old hill up here?
[4222.6s] Uh, sure, Hillip.
[4224.0s] Maybe this will will help with your leg struggles.
[4229.8s] And so I do the same thing, but he only gets one.
[4232.2s] Sorry.
[4233.6s] Oh, that feels like a little bit better.
[4237.0s] Like a lukewarm bath on a cool winter's day.
[4242.2s] Just like Mama used to do.
[4246.6s] OK, you guys go.
[4249.0s] We'll do inventory and stuff on the next one.
[4251.6s] But you guys go, you get a bunch of potions and herbs.
[4255.4s] If you decide to take any of those and split amongst you,
[4262.0s] among you, 300 gold, four ways, math.
[4269.8s] And unless you say otherwise, you go back through the forest
[4274.1s] and you make it back to the caravan where there you see
[4278.2s] that the majority of the caravan has left.
[4281.8s] Well, we did take a long time.
[4283.8s] We were in there for a while.
[4284.9s] So your wagon is there and Winifred's wagon is there
[4287.2s] and she runs over to you and she's like,
[4288.6s] where did you guys go?
[4292.5s] Well, we were, there was gold and-
[4296.6s] Well, Hillip wanted to go check out a town he heard about
[4301.1s] in a story one time, so we had to go have a look.
[4341.6s] The gears begin to churn as the big...
[4352.2s] Plates?
[4352.9s] The wacky waving-
[4353.8s] Plates?
[4353.8s] Plates!
[4354.2s] ...and portable arp tubes, man.
[4357.0s] The word was gone.
[4359.2s] A huge thank you to our supporting producers Jacob Madden,
[4362.3s] Cat Waterflame, and Ryan Cushman.
[4364.6s] Find out more at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.
[4368.2s] The music in today's episode, Long Road Ahead,
[4370.6s] Scheming Weasel, Nervous, Return of Lazarus, Red Letter,
[4373.5s] and Come Play With Me are by Kavin MacLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.
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